I’m trying to make it

I’m trying to make it load faster, but you know how I am with the principle of keep it complicated, stupid.  I shaved off about 5% of its load time so far, but there is just so much stuff that needs to be crammed in…  And did If being fully Karenoid means occasional bouts of depression and long deep stares into the abyss, so be it. I\?m more depressed by the prospect of perkiness.

use the adjective ‘interesting’ in connection (indirectly) with me?  Omigod.  More javascript, I need more javascript, quick.