OK, apparently by some subterfuge or accident, you have alighted upon my attempt at a web site...
This is the first page I ever designed. Appropriately, it stands as the first page into my site. It contains remnants of the first code I ever wrote. It has changed through trial and error, had parts cut out and other parts pasted in, been converted (more or less) to CSS1, has had some dirty pics taken out, and bits of Java spliced in--I hope the various browsers in use will render this page in unexpected and maybe even indecipherable ways. That seems only fitting, and fixing it would make it merely another product of my excruciatingly anal perfectionism. I'm told I should avoid that. Thus, burgwinkel.com/index.htm is cluttered, cobbled, patched, limping and deformed.
I really kinda like it.
So, in order to move on to my more anally tortured pages, replete with all kinds of new-fangled features (and pictures, of course), please choose a door: