{"id":95,"date":"2001-02-24T20:58:35","date_gmt":"2001-02-25T01:58:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=95"},"modified":"2001-02-24T20:58:35","modified_gmt":"2001-02-25T01:58:35","slug":"whine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"whine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\ni&#8217;m a writer, aren&#8217;t i?&nbsp; why won&#8217;t <a href=\"void window.open(' http:\/\/www.tmcm.com\/tmweb\/comics\/comics%2060-69\/h64writer2.html','h64writer2htmlPop','toolbar=no,menubar=yes,status=no,left=10,top=10,width='+(screen.availWidth*(3\/5))+',height='+(screen.availHeight*4\/5)+',scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes');\" title=\"another tmcm comic\">this<\/a> happen to me?&nbsp; i thought the one on the left was cute, and i look like the one on the right&#8211; sort of.&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nmaybe i should get a pipe&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m a writer, aren&#8217;t i?&nbsp; why won&#8217;t this happen to me?&nbsp; i thought the one on the left was cute, and i look like the one on the right&#8211; sort of.&nbsp; maybe i should get a pipe&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-writer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}