{"id":81,"date":"2001-02-17T12:39:00","date_gmt":"2001-02-17T17:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=81"},"modified":"2001-02-17T12:39:00","modified_gmt":"2001-02-17T17:39:00","slug":"quote-from-alison-at-bluishorangecom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"quote from alison, at bluishorange.com:"},"content":{"rendered":"

quote from alison, at bluishorange.com<\/a>: <\/p>\n

conversation had with myself while making my parents’ bed:
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\n“hmm, this striped bottom sheet thing looks kind of square.  i wonder which way it goes.”
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\n“the stripes should be vertical.  vertical stripes are slimming.”
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\n“yeah, but on a bed.  wouldn’t you want your bed to look bigger?”
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\n“you’d think that, wouldn’t you?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

quote from alison, at bluishorange.com: conversation had with myself while making my parents’ bed: “hmm, this striped bottom sheet thing looks kind of square.  i wonder which way it goes.” “the stripes should be vertical.  vertical stripes are slimming.” “yeah, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}