{"id":51,"date":"2001-02-07T23:45:38","date_gmt":"2001-02-08T04:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2001-02-07T23:45:38","modified_gmt":"2001-02-08T04:45:38","slug":"i-have-been-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"i have been made"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<a HREF=\"opWin('\/img\/imgPopup.htm?i=foot2.jpg&amp;w=0602&amp;h=0602', 'imgPopupWin', 'toolbar=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=5,top=0,width=602,height=602,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes');\"><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/div>\n<p>\ni have been made real.&nbsp; the best kind of grace is annonymous grace &#8212;<br \/>\nshe&#8217;s the lucky person who was first to post a <a href=\"BlogVoices(2282913)\">comment<\/a> (actually i was the first, but<br \/>\nme and all the employees of publisher&#8217;s clearing house and their families are<br \/>\ninelligible).&nbsp; as such she gets my gratitude, and a coupon for a free foot<br \/>\nmassage, redeemable at any public men&#8217;s room (just pass your foot under, oh<br \/>\nyeah, just like that, oooo baby&#8230;).&nbsp; if you want it in the ladies room,<br \/>\nyou got to give me 24 hours notice to do my hair, and find some pasties.&nbsp;<br \/>\n(but don&#8217;t the stall dividers go all the way to the floor in ladie&#8217;s<br \/>\nrooms?&nbsp; and if they do, why the difference?&nbsp; hmmm&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have been made real.&nbsp; the best kind of grace is annonymous grace &#8212; she&#8217;s the lucky person who was first to post a comment (actually i was the first, but me and all the employees of publisher&#8217;s clearing house &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=51\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[94],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-massage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}