{"id":365,"date":"2002-11-11T19:54:29","date_gmt":"2002-11-12T00:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=365"},"modified":"2002-11-11T19:54:29","modified_gmt":"2002-11-12T00:54:29","slug":"joe-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=365","title":{"rendered":"joe is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m numb with sugar but can&#8217;t go back to sleep for the caffeine, so here&#8217;s the most original, perceptive, and insightful thing I could come up with; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.googlism.com\/index.htm?ism=joe&amp;type=1\">Googlism<\/a> for joe.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all I have to show for the seven hours since I crawled up off the futon and onto the chair.  <\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;&nbsp; Hey!&nbsp; ?let&#8217;s be careful out there.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m numb with sugar but can&#8217;t go back to sleep for the caffeine, so here&#8217;s the most original, perceptive, and insightful thing I could come up with; Googlism for joe. It&#8217;s all I have to show for the seven hours &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=365\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[628],"class_list":["post-365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-chair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}