{"id":304,"date":"2002-04-22T23:00:24","date_gmt":"2002-04-23T04:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=304"},"modified":"2002-04-22T23:00:24","modified_gmt":"2002-04-23T04:00:24","slug":"little-tiny-screams-and-moans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"little tiny screams and moans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nIt is truly cuckie here.&nbsp;  Cold like winter, and wet, well, &#8230;like winter.&nbsp;  Isn&#8217;t this after easter already?&nbsp; I mean, didn&#8217;t I see pastel bonnets weeks ago?&nbsp; I know I saw bonnets&#8230;&nbsp;  It. Is. Not. Supposed. To. Be. Cuckie. At. The. End. Of. April.&nbsp;  (!)&nbsp; Jeesh.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd this bronchitis&#8230;&nbsp;  I try to take a nap, and with every exhalation, I hear at the very end, tiny old men, in my chest?hundreds of them?making little tiny screams and moans.&nbsp;  They sound so sad.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI can&#8217;t even focus on a blog entry.&nbsp;  I sat down hours ago to record the tremendously insignificant events of my day.&nbsp;  A simple task.&nbsp;  Instead, I ended-up with that <i>flag<\/i> rant!&nbsp; It was like, my scanner just d-r-e-w my face to its glassine surface?and to the impossibly bright light thereunder?as inevitably as gravity draws a meteor to its brilliant demise.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSo, I went to my bankruptcy hearing today.&nbsp;  It is called a &#8216;meeting of creditors.&#8217;.&nbsp; It seems to me that there are never any creditors at these things.&nbsp;  There were at least five bankruptcies being processed in the hour that I was there, and not one creditor.&nbsp;  Not that I am complaining.&nbsp;  But I wish I knew that earlier.&nbsp;  I was a wreck worrying.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s a slick process.&nbsp;  One guy from the US Bankruptcy Court, the Trustee, is there sitting in the front of a big room at a huge table.&nbsp;  He has a tape recorder, and a cell phone.&nbsp; He asks if you have read this or that form, and asks if you understand it.&nbsp;  He does this for about a dozen forms.&nbsp;  One scary thing: He asks if you have read the notice on the door of the hearing room, and do you understand it.&nbsp;  That notice, in giant red letters, says something about firearms and weapons not being allowed in the hearing room.&nbsp;  I don&#8217;t know what I would have done with my sawed-off had I inadvertantly brought it.&nbsp; There&#8217;s no court officers, and just this little guy at a big table with a cell phone.&nbsp;  I wonder if getting you on tape saying that you have read and understood the firearms prohibition somehow makes you <i>more<\/i> culpable than if you just walked in and blew someones head off without making any such statement.&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nHe then rattles through a pro-forma interrogation of the petitioner, and schedules the case for discharge of debts two months later.&nbsp;  There&#8217;s no robes, and not even many suits.&nbsp;  It was scheduled at 10:30 AM.&nbsp; I woke up sick as hell, crawled there, sat waiting for my lawyer, and trying to keep quiet the old-man chorus in my chest.&nbsp;  My lawyer was representing three of the five petitioners at the 10:30 session.&nbsp;  Bankruptcy law is apparently a brisk business.&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI walked home, changed clothes, and shivering, I put on my little cap and sat down to write a simple blog entry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is truly cuckie here.&nbsp; Cold like winter, and wet, well, &#8230;like winter.&nbsp; Isn&#8217;t this after easter already?&nbsp; I mean, didn&#8217;t I see pastel bonnets weeks ago?&nbsp; I know I saw bonnets&#8230;&nbsp; It. 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