{"id":295,"date":"2002-04-18T15:20:10","date_gmt":"2002-04-18T20:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=295"},"modified":"2002-04-18T15:20:10","modified_gmt":"2002-04-18T20:20:10","slug":"bronchitis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=295","title":{"rendered":"bronchitis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nBeen coughing and wheezing for five days.&nbsp;  Deep down in my lungs I can hear the fizzing-gurgling of stuff that shouldn&#8217;t be there.&nbsp;  It seldom emerges, even after an hour of deliberate effort to tear it loose and spew it out.&nbsp;  Because of the concurrent head cold which I am also enjoying, each rib-cracking cough of my chest cold makes my head feel like the homerun ball at the end of a slugger&#8217;s bat.&nbsp;  I am up to about 50 grand slams today; there must have been thousands yesterday.&nbsp;  I start the day with a swig of cough syrup and 7 ibuprofen.&nbsp;  Please write and tell me how foolish I am, how I should not even be allowed to have medicine if I am not going to follow the rules and make nice, how I deserve to be sick, to suffer and to die because I do what I feel like doing instead of feeling like I am told to feel, how commie, liberal, terrorist, pinkoe fags like me&#8230;&nbsp;  Well, you get the picture.&nbsp;  And really, don&#8217;t get your panties all in a bunch; I have an appointment with the doctor in an hour.&nbsp;  Maybe he&#8217;ll give me some psych meds, too.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI thought that I was all better when I got up today.&nbsp;  Tuesday night, my coughing and wheezing woke me from a sound sleep several times.&nbsp;; Not so last night.&nbsp;  I woke with nary a gurgle.&nbsp;  Considered calling the doc&#8217;s office and cancelling?too late for that, I decided.&nbsp; Then I began rehearsing how I would explain my lack of distress during the appointment which I so urgently requested yesterday.&nbsp;  But soon the hack woke up too, and I was barking all over the house, and collapsing into a kind of combat crouch which I have developed for these episodes of sustained, explosive coughing.&nbsp;  So, we&#8217;re off to see the wizard&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been coughing and wheezing for five days.&nbsp; Deep down in my lungs I can hear the fizzing-gurgling of stuff that shouldn&#8217;t be there.&nbsp; It seldom emerges, even after an hour of deliberate effort to tear it loose and spew it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=295\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[570,571,569,573,323,572],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-bronchitis","tag-cough","tag-ibuprofen","tag-pinkoe-fags-like-me","tag-terrorist","tag-wheezing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}