{"id":224,"date":"2001-11-05T14:01:01","date_gmt":"2001-11-05T19:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=224"},"modified":"2001-11-05T14:01:01","modified_gmt":"2001-11-05T19:01:01","slug":"im-trying-to-make-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=224","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m trying to make it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to make it load faster, but you know how I am with the principle of <i>keep it complicated, stupid<\/i>.&nbsp;  I shaved off about 5% of its load time so far, but there is just so much stuff that needs to be crammed in&#8230;&nbsp;  And did <a href=\"opWin('http:\/\/karenoid.blogspot.com\/2001_10_28_karenoid_archive.html#6773258', 'PopupWin', 'toolbar=no,menubar=yes,status=no,left=20,top=10,width=860,height=640,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes');\">If being fully Karenoid means occasional bouts of depression and long deep stares into the abyss, so be it. I\\?m more depressed by the prospect of perkiness.<\/p>\n<div>Karenoid<\/div>\n<p>I love it.&#8217;,CAPTION,&#8217;karenoid.blogspot.com&#8217;, HEIGHT, 15, LEFT, BELOW);&#8221; onmouseout=&#8221;return nd();&#8221;&gt;she<\/p>\n<p><\/a> use the adjective &#8216;interesting&#8217; in connection (indirectly) with <i>me<\/i>?&nbsp; Omigod.&nbsp;  More javascript, I need more javascript, quick.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to make it load faster, but you know how I am with the principle of keep it complicated, stupid.&nbsp; I shaved off about 5% of its load time so far, but there is just so much stuff that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=224\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[301],"class_list":["post-224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-depression"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burgwinkel.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}